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derples:

masamim:

source: official Capcom Japan

artist: 菊野郎さん

translation: me

bless them

acetactician:

asspollo:

i live for parks and rec crossovers

(this is blue’s fault)

god, yeah, fuck yeah

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

elementalsight:

babblingbug:

crotchgunsamurai:

osointricate:

thispersonisillogical:

osointricate:

thispersonisillogical:

osointricate:

thispersonisillogical:

Vocally political and liberal Steve Rogers

Fox News has no idea how to handle it because he’s Captain America and he’s literally from the 40’s like how do that handle that

He refuses to go on half of the news shows because they lie

Mostly ends up on the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and the Young Turks

Starts charities that focus on kids and the poor

Donations to veterans charities go through the roof

Treatment for PTSD in veterans suddenly gets addressed after he admits to being diagnosised with it

Steve Rogers starting a twitter specifically for linking people to horrible news stories and calling news stations out on their lies and scare tactics 

Using his twitter to complain about the state of public news and how it should be a space of change and value and honesty for the American public, and how he’s so ashamed of it all

He accidentally becomes like public face for the new generation of politically savvy people

They make of shirts like WWCD “what would Cap do?”

Tony is thrilled and proud and hires of team of lawyers exclusively to handle the news stations screaming about Steve

Fox news gets slapped with so many libel fines and law suits

Going on a show and regretting it the moment an offensive question or comment comes up and decides he’s completely done and just tears the interviewer a new one.  It goes viral.  

The public face thing is just the start.  It starts this whole new wave of people that shut down offensive shit during interviews and holding their own.

There is a short time period once he turns 35 where there is a rally cry of “Captain America for President” that he gracefully turns down.

But politicians starting courting him, trying to get him to publicly state that they support him because his influence is just so massive, and they keep getting shut down hard

Talks about growing up in the depression when people bring up financial issues - says things like “With all due respect, ma’am, what others may remember as being over 80 years ago was less then 5 ago to me. Things were supposed to get better. Those issues we thought we fixed were supposed to go away - we were supposed to work to a future where it was gone - and instead it seems to be worse then ever.”

And of course he’s a raging feminist and is absolutely appalled when Natasha tells him about rape statistics

Bruce takes a lot of time to fully educate him about the social and medical side of abortions, teaches him about the various birth defects and medical issues the mothers can face, shows him the demographic information of access and need, and Steve is horrified by that too

Then Tony walks him through gay rights and other LGBTQ issues, all of them helping him understand how sexuality can manifest differently and the difference between sex and gender identity

Steve just REAL FUCKIN DONE with everything.

Angrily stands in protest rallies and dares people to start something with peaceful protesters.  Just DARES them.

Rolls his eyes at baby boomer articles about the newer generations.  He’s heard that mess before.  He’s done with it.

Understanding people have problems with medical bills, having been there himself.

Fucking standing up for single mothers becaUSE LIKE WHOA THAT’S HIS MOTHER YOU JUST DISSED.

Steve Rogers hating bullies.  Hates that kids are actually KILLING THEMSELVES because of bullying and people are just “oh boys will be boys” about it and he’s just LIVID. 

I would go into debt to read this comic. This is what Captain America should be. This is what America should be.

cries i want to embrace this post forever

Peaceful protests staying peaceful because when the cops try to start something it doesn’t matter how many of them there are, Steve’s there and he will shut them down, but more than that: Steve gets pepper sprayed. Steve gets chemical burns. Steve on shaky iphone video blind and disoriented and still using his body to protect others as the cops close in. And suddenly the heroes who stay back because they don’t want to get involved - because they shouldn’t use their powers ‘like that’ start showing up in droves.

Peter gumming up the smoke and pepper bombs before they go off. Thor becoming a one man blockade. Natasha working with organizers to help plan for escapes if things do go badly. Tony’s not only keeping Cap up to date - he’s putting considerable money behind the political candidates who will actually work to improve things, because we all know you need money to represent at the polls. They’re not there attacking the police - even if the officers are being assholes, they understand they have a job to do and often bad orders - but they will protect the protesters who have done nothing but show up.

And the more they do, the more heroes join in. Because it’s not just about using your powers against the mighty evil empire Strexx or taking down some guy calling himself the Boomerang. It’s about making sure you want to keep living in the world you keep saving.

henrycavills:

this is the best photo ive ever seen

blackarachnias:

no boys allowed | listen

all girls and nonbinary peeps welcome
sorry boys but this is one just for us
(background credit)
Studio Killers - All Men Are Pigs | Janelle Monae - Tightrope | Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch | Nicki Minaj - Wave Ya Hand | Janelle Monae - Q.U.E.E.N. | M.I.A. - Bad Girls | Icona Pop - Girlfriend | Natalia Kills - Kill My Boyfriend | Neon Jungle - Trouble | Florence + The Machine - Drumming Song | Marina and the Diamonds - Sex Yeah | Ke$ha - Warrior | Metric - Speed the Collapse | Natalia Kills - Problem | La Roux - Bulletproof | Nicki Minaj - Boss Ass Bitch (feat. PTAF) | Bridgit Mendler - Postcard | Miley Cyrus - Can’t Be Tamed | Krewella - Come And Get It (Razihel Remix) | Justice - D.A.N.C.E. | Icona Pop - We Got The World | Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock | Studio Killers - Jenny | Krewella - Enjoy the Ride | Fifth Harmony - Miss Movin’ On

blackarachnias:

no boys allowed | listen

all girls and nonbinary peeps welcome

sorry boys but this is one just for us

(background credit)

Studio Killers - All Men Are Pigs | Janelle Monae - Tightrope | Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch | Nicki Minaj - Wave Ya Hand | Janelle Monae - Q.U.E.E.N. | M.I.A. - Bad Girls | Icona Pop - Girlfriend | Natalia Kills - Kill My Boyfriend | Neon Jungle - Trouble | Florence + The Machine - Drumming Song | Marina and the Diamonds - Sex Yeah | Ke$ha - Warrior | Metric - Speed the Collapse | Natalia Kills - Problem | La Roux - Bulletproof | Nicki Minaj - Boss Ass Bitch (feat. PTAF) | Bridgit Mendler - Postcard | Miley Cyrus - Can’t Be Tamed | Krewella - Come And Get It (Razihel Remix) | Justice - D.A.N.C.E. | Icona Pop - We Got The World | Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock | Studio Killers - Jenny | Krewella - Enjoy the Ride | Fifth Harmony - Miss Movin’ On

filharmagic:

ok i started a new game on skyrim today and in the beginning the thief from rorikstead makes a run for it and of course that’s the part where the imperial archer kills him so i looked away for a second and then heard a distressed horse sound and when i looked back i saw the theif still running away, unarrowed, because a horse somehow got in the way

image

and now he’s just fucking gone

godspeed you glorious bastard

prettyoutcast:

Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist

intrepidcrow:

Brothers Grimm’s Homeland, 2013 | Kilian Schönberger